You know what's funny...

...when you use the term "Wigger" ironically or as a funny antidote and all 6 people get offended. You just can't win every battle, man.

You know what's funny...

...the nutritional bar at the airport named "Nut n' Go"

You know what's funny...Thanksgiving Edition

...that Peppermint Patty's voice sounds like a young black boy.

You know what's funny...

exiting the breakroom with a handfull of old Halloween candy somebody put on the table but didn't expect anyone to actually eat that shit.

You know what's funny...

that Kreayshawwwn. And how after hearing her music, coming to respect that wigger. Also using the term "wigger".

You know what's funny...

Quoting a Jay-Z lyric on Facebook, then questioning if this is what you thought a  32 year old woman would do when you were 17. The answer is no.

You know what's funny...

...Hoarders and that new Extreme Couponing show. Laughing at peoples mass consuming and insane desire to collect items makes me feel whole again.

You know what's funny...

...witnessing your mom go through the trash at the Ben and Jerry's after your Dad 'accidentally' throws out a coupon supposedly for half off a cone. Then she finds it and it's for Baskin Robbins. And it's expired.

You know what's funny...

...thinking you have artistic integrity when you take Hipstamatic photos with your iphone.

You know what's funny...

...being fired. That shit's fucking hilarious.

You know what's funny...

...those fucking Charmin bears who shit all over the place.

You know what's funny...

...having to flush the toilet at a guest's house more than twice.

You know what's funny...

...saying "hi, how ya doin'" to a golden retriever inside Kinkos and having his owner go "you know he can't talk right?"

You know what's funny...

...sitting next to someone on the plane who is also afraid of flying then seeing her take several sleeping pills. Then 4 hours later when major turbulence hits and she's completely comatose, you have a split second visualization of rummaging through her bag to get those pills.

You know what's funny...

...snorting yourself awake in public.

You know what's funny...

...drinking Pedialyte when you're 31 years old.

You know what's funny...

...when you wake up after an 11 hour nap to find Japan has been fucked by a Tsunami.

You know what's funny...

...the coughing guy at work who sounds exactly like that homeless guy on the bus to downtown.

You know what's funny...

...waking up with plenty of time and then being late.

You know what's funny...

...this.