You know what's funny...

...waking up with plenty of time and then being late.

You know what's funny...

...this.

You know what's funny...

...watching people slip on the same patch of ice over and over again.

You know what's funny...

...people who sit on giant balls at work.

You know what's funny...

...when parents let their baby crawl around on the dirty floor at Starbucks.

You know what's funny...

...naked guys fighting in prison on HBO.

You know what's funny...

...when you walk by a huge bulldog and then you realize it's cartoonishly throwing up into the street and it's really gross but you can't look away because you realize that the stuff it's throwing up is actually whole pieces of food.