You know what's funny...

...those fucking Charmin bears who shit all over the place.

You know what's funny...

...having to flush the toilet at a guest's house more than twice.

You know what's funny...

...saying "hi, how ya doin'" to a golden retriever inside Kinkos and having his owner go "you know he can't talk right?"

You know what's funny...

...sitting next to someone on the plane who is also afraid of flying then seeing her take several sleeping pills. Then 4 hours later when major turbulence hits and she's completely comatose, you have a split second visualization of rummaging through her bag to get those pills.

You know what's funny...

...snorting yourself awake in public.

You know what's funny...

...drinking Pedialyte when you're 31 years old.

You know what's funny...

...when you wake up after an 11 hour nap to find Japan has been fucked by a Tsunami.

You know what's funny...

...the coughing guy at work who sounds exactly like that homeless guy on the bus to downtown.